New milk bottle

I haven't been a good girl recently. As what daddy and mummy says. Especially milk time, I like to be slim but yet they keep stuffing me with milk. So what I do is to just cry and scream and wiggle and struggle whenever I sense the milk bottle coming. How do I know when its coming? lay me down at an inclined level or put a napkin around my neck or tease me with the teat. Once all that is done or maybe even if just one of those is done, I will know and "fights" will start.


Daddy and mummy doesn't know what is happening to me so they are trying out loads of ways to try to make me drink. hee. First by carrying me around and at the same time feeding me. Then by tilting my head to the side to feed me. Then they started with buying me this bottle that is so long but with cute pictures on it. BUT the teat of that bottle is so small I think I can put the whole thing into my mouth and swallow it. :p

Then they went to buy another 2 bottles of the same brand. The teat looks bigger now and still with nice pictures. The bottle not as long as the first one but I can flatten the teat just with a few suckles. Mummy doesn't know if this is correct. Maybe my suckling power too strong for the teat. ;p

But..all these methods just didn't work for me. However I think I am drinking faster on the new bottles. I just want to go on a diet. Why keep stuffing me? Parents. Sigh. They just don't understand us babies.


**Above posts does not represent what my parents think**